In bygone days when I was single, I had times when I wondered if I'd lost my mind. Meeting people I'd only spoken with online, for instance. Well, I no longer wonder... I know.
Q: What kind of engineer agrees with Barbie that math is hard?
A: A pregnant engineer.
I've lost my ability to do simple arithmetic. We're not talking complex polynomials, here; I mean mistaking 328 for 330 or having totals off by more than 100. I'm even losing some of my language abilities - yet another argument for waiting a few years in my marriage before having kids: at least there's a prayer my husband can figure out what I meant to say.
"Did you let the corn out yet?"
"You mean the dogs?"
"Yeah."
No wonder one of my friends calls the 2nd trimester the "Pregnant stupids" stage.
Humility, here I come.
1 comment:
Sometimes the corn has to pee. Better to let it out than have it mess on the carpet like a dog.
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