In bygone days when I was single, I had times when I wondered if I'd lost my mind. Meeting people I'd only spoken with online, for instance. Well, I no longer wonder... I know.
Q: What kind of engineer agrees with Barbie that math is hard?
A: A pregnant engineer.
I've lost my ability to do simple arithmetic. We're not talking complex polynomials, here; I mean mistaking 328 for 330 or having totals off by more than 100. I'm even losing some of my language abilities - yet another argument for waiting a few years in my marriage before having kids: at least there's a prayer my husband can figure out what I meant to say.
"Did you let the corn out yet?"
"You mean the dogs?"
No wonder one of my friends calls the 2nd trimester the "Pregnant stupids" stage.
Humility, here I come.